Fears Of Early Senility as Mariah Carey Found Walking Bare In The Snow

 

Mariah Carey’s handlers are in a state of distress after the curvaceous song bird was found walking her dog through the Aspen, Colorado snow clad only in her underwear. Fortunately a passing motorist was able to get a blanket around her before he called 911. He kept her occupied while awaiting help by making hand shadows in the car’s headlights and imitating Donald Duck singing “You Light Up My Life”. Police arrived and escorted Ms. Carey back to her hotel room. Doctor’s called to the scene thoroughly examined Ms. Carey but could not come to a specific diagnosis but hinted that the songstress may be suffering the early onset of senility brought on by lack of worry and goalless existence. Further testing will take place in the near future.