These primaries seem to be going on for longer than than the last time my brother took a bath (we make him sleep in the yard now, keeps the deer and bears away).Santurm, Rommney,Ron Paul, and the other guy yada,yada,yada. Its getting really tiring, like watching the same episode of The View all the time (I wouldn’t mind watching it if they had a few good looking women instead of a bunch of cackling hens looking to kick up some dust). Romeny’s leading, Gingrich is closing in , Santorum gaining momentum, Ron Paul sitting in a toilet stall screaming ” Where’s the damn toilet paper”.
Europe on the way to imploding , jobless numbers better but not great, Greece crumbling by the day, Syria using children for sniper practice, gas by me up to 3.80 a gallon, Israel getting ready to show Al Komeni’s country the meaning of I-RAN, war in Afganistan,and I have to be treated to debates that open with “Mr Gingrich, did you propose having an open marriage with your wife
(An aside, if I were propose that to my fiance I would be eating through a straw for six months after which I’d be would be singing soprano, plus
I got a look at both them women and not even my friend Johnny and his cousins Red and Black could induce me to … You know, with either of them).
Listen I ain’t a Dem or a Rep. I’m of the “DTLD” aka Do The Least Damage Party
Enough is enough. Looking at their faces here, there, and everywhere; phone calls day and night; promises how they are going to bring our country back to whatever. A little advice to who ever wins the primaries. Even if you get elected you’ll have a higher power to answer to, the real boss. His name “Global Finance”. You’ll probably be relegated to ribbon cutting ceremony’s and other great perks like flying to Germany and having dinner with that fox Angela Merkal .
Good Luck
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